Funny story: God is Eternal
When my youngest son was three years old, he sat in my lap at Church. (We had a guest speaker this particular Sunday.) The guest speaker was in the middle of a very loud sermon when he bent over the podium and started yelling “God is eternal,” “God is eternal,” while banging his fist for emphasis.
My son looked very serious for a moment and then as young children do, he exclaimed very loudly, “Momma I didn’t know God was a turtle.” Needless to say, he had three rows of pews cracking up in the middle of the poor speaker’s sermon.