I have discovered, through personal experimentation, that Extra-strength Chocolate Chunk Cookies do, in fact, have curative properties. I can recall many times throughout my life that without these cookies, I surely would have perished years ago. I recommend two cookies every four hours for common maladies. They work best when washed down with a mocha frappuccino. Serious ailments require a more rigorous regiment, although I do not recommend more than a dozen within a twenty-four hour period.
Perhaps a public outcry would stop this revolting development. Don’t remain silent about something so unimportant as this. Write your congressmen. Have the Presidential candidates address this in their next debate.
Don’t let the big pharmaceutical companies steal our cookies!