Joke: The $250 Dress

The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought.  “How could you do this!” he exclaimed.

“I don’t know,” she wailed, “I was standing in the store looking at the dress.  Then I found myself trying it on.  It was like the Devil was whispering to me, ‘You look great in that dress.  You should buy it.'”

“Well,” the pastor persisted, “You know how to deal with him!  Just tell him, ‘Get behind me, Satan!'”

“I did,” replied his wife.  “But then, he said, ‘It looks great from back here, too!'”

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About Kevin T Boekhoff,

Author, Pastor, Humor writer, Gospel Ventriloquist

Posted on June 12, 2015, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

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