Funny Father Story

A doting father used to sing his little children to sleep until he overheard the four-year-old tell the three-year-old, “If you pretend you’re asleep, he stops.”

Go Horseback Riding

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Soooo Hungry

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Go Camping It Will Be Fun, They Said

I saw this picture and thought how “fun” camping can be.

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Joke: The $250 Dress

The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought.  “How could you do this!” he exclaimed.

“I don’t know,” she wailed, “I was standing in the store looking at the dress.  Then I found myself trying it on.  It was like the Devil was whispering to me, ‘You look great in that dress.  You should buy it.'”

“Well,” the pastor persisted, “You know how to deal with him!  Just tell him, ‘Get behind me, Satan!'”

“I did,” replied his wife.  “But then, he said, ‘It looks great from back here, too!'”

Kids Wisdom – What If There Weren’t Any Music

I attend a small village church in rural PA. On any given Sunday, we may have six or seven faithful little ones who come with their parents for the whole church service. Pastor has a white bag which gets passed from child to child, making sure they get equal turns to put something in for him to talk about. Each Sunday, Pastor calls all the little children up to him and he opens the bag to find a “surprise” on which he bases his children’s sermon. Last week, the bag went home with a little guy who spends many hours a week on church related activities. His parents and older brother are very active and so, in turn, is he. When Pastor opened the bag, there was a copy of Handel’s Messiah which was very appropriate for Easter Sunday. Pastor and the children had a lively discussion going on about the joy and happiness that music brings to the service. As he closed the little talk, Pastor said, “Yes, music is a wonderful part of our service. What would church be like if there was none?” Without skipping a beat, the little boy who had brought the music said, “About a half an hour!”

Redneck Moving Swingset

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Funny – The Wisdom of a Child.

My twin boys were only seven years old when their paternal grandmother announced she was getting remarried. We were all thrilled for her, since she had seemed so lonely since Grandpa passed away a few years before. We broke the news to our boys, who were sitting in the back of the car. “Grandma is getting married again,” we said.
Jon had a look of thoughtfulness on his face for a while. He finally asked, “Is she going to have more children?”
Before we had a chance to respond, his twin brother Mike shot back this answer: “No! She can’t. She already had them. It’s like chicken pox. Once you get them, you can’t get them again.”

Punny Stuff

“Doctor, Doctor!  I feel like a pair of curtains!”
“Well, pull yourself together.”

“Doctor, Doctor!  My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film!”
“Hmmmm… Let’s hope nothing develops.”

So Common Today

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